Heimlich Manuever

Viruses =~ ghosts

Too… much… government…

You can tell the government is too powerful when the Republicans have a debate every 15 seconds…

Lord Voldemort, the king of pop

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The Hunger Games review – Coming Soon!!

Amazing so far!

The Hunger Games - the-hunger-game-trilogy photo

Also – Tempest Rising review next

This just made my day

Courtesy of Gail Carriger’s website: http://gailcarriger.livejournal.com/?skip=20

I will be reviewing her latest book shortly. I just had to post this. You’re welcome : )

Quote of the Day:
The Twilight movie number 2, New Moon the series continues its redefinition of vampires. Instead of horrible monsters of the undead they are unemployed Abercrombie & Fitch catalog models who sparkle. They sparkle in the sunlight. And instead of human blood I believe they drink redbull and vodka. In this new movie (the sequel) the vampires are opposed by some monsters from a rival modeling agency. It ends when all the creatures of the night realize what they’ve been repressing and they move in together in a loft in Chelsea.”
~ Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me

Scorecard: Kiffin to USC, What Else?

While a lot of people might view this as patting myself on the back, I made a number of fearless predictions a few days ago, and this article is going to track their progress. Consider it shameless self promotion if you will, but I’m trying to build up some street cred here and hold myself accountable all at the same time. Whenever I post an article with predictions, I’ll post a follow up article with a scorecard (and with actual sources to show you I was right or wrong). Sound fair? Good deal. Let’s get going…

1) Norm Chow will not go back to USC. (True)

Source: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/danpatrick/blog/93541/index.html

2A)Steve Sarkisian stays at Washington (Unknown)

2B) Mike Leach turns down OC job at USC (Unknown)

3) Muschamp stays at Texas (True)

Source: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4825513&campaign=rss&source=NCFHeadlines

4) New OC is Kiffin, Petersen, or Schramm (Unknown)

This post will be updated as new information becomes available.

Report & Rumors : Kiffin to USC, What Else?

Reports are coming out now that Lane Kiffin is bolting Tennessee for the USC job, and trying to bring back Norm Chow as the offensive coordinator. Apparently Will Muschamp is the #1 guy on the list to replace Kiffin at UT (That would be the University of Tennessee, not University of Texas…let’s hope Muschamp doesn’t make that mistake).

Sounds like a lot of names someone mentioned a few days are swirling around everywhere… given that my first set of predictions were decently in the ball park, it’s time for me to take another stab at what’s going to be coming out.

1) I don’t see Norm Chow going back to USC… I feel like he never would have taken the job at their cross-town rivals if he had intentions of *ever* going back there.

If Norm Chow does decide to switch schools, I expect it’ll have more to do with young Matt Barkley than it will anything else. Norm Chow *loves* to mold young quarterbacks, and Matt Barkley will be playing in super bowls someday..

2) When Norm Chow announces he’s happy where he is, you’ll probably hear 2 names immediately come up: Steve Sarkisian and Mike Leach. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear Charlie Weis come up, but, I’m not expecting it either.

I don’t see Steve Sarkisian leaving as the head coach of Washington to be the OC at USC. That’s a downgrade for him, and with Jake Locker coming back next year, I expect he’ll stay put…at least for now.

There’s absolutely no way Mike Leach takes a job anywhere (in college) as an offensive coordinator after he was a head coach for so long. His ego rarely takes a backseat for anything, and a job in Southern California won’t be one of them.

3) Texas is a destination job, Tennessee (obviously) isn’t. Muschamp might bolt Texas someday if Mack Brown becomes clingy with the job, but, that day isn’t today. No way he bolts for a stepping-stone job in the SEC when he’s next in line for the keys to one of footballs perennial powerhouses.

4) The next offensive coordinator at the University of Southern California will be…(Frontrunner) Lane Kiffin will call the plays himself (Dark Horse) Chris Petersen, head coach of Boise State (Horse so dark you can’t even see it) Dave Schramm, Utah’s OC.

We’ll see how I do in a few days…

Misquoting Jesus: The Story Behind Who Changed the Bible and Why

Bart Ehrman is a biblical scholar, who is a well known authority on the New Testament and has written over 20 books. This book is one of his bestsellers according to the New York Times.

I first used his textbook on the New Testament in a religious studies class I took and found his perspective so interesting I had to go grab another book of his. Misquoting Jesus is a book about changes made in the Bible and theories on why. He looks at changes that were simply mistakes, and changes to the text that were made for other purposes, usually theological reasons.

He first examines the scriptures before there was a canon, and discusses how that canon was formed. (The first canon was actually made by Marcion who was later declared a heretic) He then looks at the problems encountered when the old scriptures would be copied. Next, he goes through specific examples of changes and errors providing evidence for how scholars can determine this.

Here are a few topics to pull you in! -

  • Ehrman examines the King James Bible and the many translation changes that King James made, speculating on how these changes transformed the way the Bible was read and interpreted.
  • He looks at the famous story of Jesus forgiving the woman caught in adultery in John and shows evidence that the story was added by later scribes.
  • There is an interesting chapter on women in the Bible and the changes made in that area.

No matter where you stand on the Bible’s inerrancy, the language and possibility for translational errors are fascinating to study. Ehrman looks at who wrote a piece of scripture, why they wrote it, and who copied it in later years. Studying the texts and its many translations is very beneficial historically and theologically.

This book was so fascinating! If you have any interest at all in history, especially biblical history, I recommend reading this.

Next book I’m reading:  Soulless.  Zombies, Vampires, and Werewolves in 19th century London’s high society? Sounds like a plan!

Sparkly Vampires

I am hesitant to write my first blog on a book that I have been making fun of for the past two years, but I made my mind up to read it (and keep an open mind), so I shall no longer be embarrassed about it. :)

If you are anything like me, the title Twilight invokes images of obsessive fourteen year old girls. While I perhaps should have looked past this considering the wide age range of novels that I am obsessed with, I didn’t. After hearing about the Twilight movies and learning parts of the story, I decided I would buckle down to read it, putting all previous bias aside. In case you have been living in a cave for the past couple of years, here’s a quick summary:

Bella Swan’s move to Forks, a small, perpetually rainy town in Washington, could have been the most boring move she ever made. But once she meets the mysterious and alluring Edward Cullen, Bella’s life takes a thrilling and terrifying turn. Up until now, Edward has managed to keep his vampire identity a secret in the small community he lives in, but now nobody is safe, especially Bella, the person Edward holds most dear” (Amazon)

When it comes to books, I am quite picky about the writing style. The first time I attempted to read Twilight, I did not get very far. Since I was determined to be open minded and get through it, I continued reading past the first few chapters this time. What I found was, the writing still bothered me! Stephanie Meyer sets up a nice setting and interesting characters; however, the lack of character development (especially for the main character, Bella) is annoying. I get a grasp/image of Bella by the middle of the book. One reason for this is because of the lack of description given when characters speak. There are no details of a character’s voice or inflection. This makes it difficult to determine their personalities. There’s a lot of”he said, she said” dialogue, which works for some people, but this leaves me wanting for some character development. Bella was a bit too much of a blank canvas for me. For some readers, this might be a positive aspect. This way the reader can project herself as Bella falling in love with the dashing Edward, which works well for many younger readers (keeping in mind this is a YA book).

Honestly, for me, seeing Bella in the movie provided me with a more concrete personality. Meyer gives Bella personality traits, but her character does not fully develop until the end.  What is interesting is that Meyer’s unfinished story Midnight Sun (told from Edward’s perspective) gives much more perspective into both Bella and Edward’s character. (http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/midnightsun.html)

All in all though, Stephanie Meyer is an exceptional storyteller. There is no doubt that once you get pulled into the first novel, you will want to continue the rest of the series. The story is laced with comedy and action, with an enchanting love story. As I read through the series, I found fewer things that bothered me. Maybe this is Meyer becoming a better writer, or maybe I just got used to it. Either way, this story can be appreciated by older audiences, as well as younger ones. It is a perfect example of a novel that helps you “escape reality”.

Just don’t try to make your boyfriend fiance read it. He will not like it.